Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Coefficient of the Linear...

GRE vs NORMAL STUDENTS :

A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate
with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not
gold.

A GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of
mendicants must be interdicted.
A NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers

A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of
rendering any testimony.
A NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales

A GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
A NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck

A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic
conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small,
green, biophytic plant.
A NORMAL PERSON : a rolling stone gathers no
moss

A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of
identical plumage tend to congregate.
A NORMAL PERSON : birds of the same feather
flock together

A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely
cutaneous profundity.
A NORMAL PERSON : beauty is only skin deep

A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of
grime is contiguous to rectitude.
A NORMAL PERSON : cleanliness is godliness

A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become
lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
A NORMAL PERSON : there's no use crying over
spilt milk

A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to
indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative
maneuvers.
A NORMAL PERSON : u can't try to teach an old
dog new tricks

A GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede
saltation.
A NORMAL PERSON : look before you leap

A GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate,
asteroid minim.
A NORMAL PERSON : twinkle, twinkle, little
star

A GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the
ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal
cachinnation.
A NORMAL PERSON : he who laughs last, laughs
the best

A GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to
necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic
diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
A NORMAL PERSON : all work and no play makes
jack a dull boy

A GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their
abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to
refrain from catapulting petrious projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : people who live in glass
houses should not throw stones

A GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors
having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous
materials, there is conflagration.
A NORMAL PERSON : where there's smoke, there's
fire!

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