Why Did the Chicken?

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let
it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there
was much rejoicing.

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

BILL GATES: The newly released Chicken 2007, will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook.

DARWIN : Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross
roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.

GEORGE BUSH: We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens
freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.

Azharuddin: "I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being
dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority community... ..
I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know...."

George Fernandes: "I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked
after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car,
leave alone a chicken !!!"

Mulayam: "I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being
questioned"

ARJUN SINGH: Our policy will ensure the development of socially
underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.

Abdul Kalam: "Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me
why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat
after me ...."

Advani: "I see Pakistani hand in this ..."

Vatal Nagaraj: "No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our
roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!".

Bal Thackarey: "Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my
followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road".

Jayalalithaa: "From reliable sources I've got the information that the
chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road
to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under
POTA".

Amitabh Bachhan: "The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very
sure ... really sure..."

Venkaiah Naidu: "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not
cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has
been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

H.S.Surjeet: "We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a
meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of
action after the chicken comes back.."

Maneka Gandhi: "Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had
passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all
vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."

Salman Khan: "I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional
....... It was accidental (Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question
to me only because I'm a celebrity (Hic!)".